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Dating tips For girls


Girls, lemme tell you a lil secret about dating a guy.. as a guy myself I should never tell you these, but here are few which are at the tip of my  tongue.

1. Let him choose a place to go, but use a lil bit of manipulation and go to your choice anyway. For instance, "yeah that is a nice place, yeah, let's go there, but i just thought we are going to 'that' place.. but..but, it's fine, let's go there". We understand that 'It's fine' means 'Hell no, we are not going to that shitty place'.

2. Have a great sense of humor, or act like you have one. Laugh everytime when he makes some stupid jokes or comment. It doesn't matter if you get the jokes or not.

3. If, and only if there's any argument between you two, lemme be straight, 'silent treatment' is not a punishment girls. For guys, it's a relief. We are like, "Ohh.. Finally.. phew". Instead, ask him all the stupid questions, like, "I don't understand, why do they serve chicken but not pork", "i don't understand, why do they let us sit here, i want to sit there, you go and talk to the waitress, or talk to the manager" etc..

4. When you are in a restaurant or shopping mall or whatever, most of the men like it when girls pretending to take care of the bills.. It's not that we really want them to pay for it, no, not at all. I personally hate girls who doesn't even pretend to do that as much as i hate guys who let the girls pay. We are well aware of the fact that you don't really want to pay for it and just do some 'waving thing' with your hands pretending to search for money the moment you put your hands in your purse. But we like it.

These are all I can think of right now.. Let's just say "to be continued.. or not".

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The Rain Effect

Date: 4th June 2013

Looking at the topic you may think am talking about effect on photography or whatever.. or you may not think anything at all.. No, Of Course not, I'm not talking about the effect in photography, it's kind of obvious for those who know me well, yes, you are right!! It's about girls in rain..

While I was chilling today, as usual, being awesome.. a friend of mine called me and asked me to take her to clinic as her husband was not available. And when we were in the clinic, suddenly a heavy rain was falling down. It was so heavy and sudden that even some vehicles stopped for a while.

From the small and humid waiting room, I was staring from the little window and saw a lot of people wadering in the rain. When it was raining heavily, all of a sudden, an wet girls, when i said wet, not the dirty wet, i mean wet hairs, wet clothes..etc.. if you know what i mean.. haha.. all of a sudden they look so sexy :). They seemed so attractive at the moment. And I could not take my eyes off them.. The best part was the street was full of hot and sexy girls at that instance. That was the exact moment when Mr. Stinson's stupid theory came into my mind.
Who's Mr Stinson? you may wonder, lemme explain about 'The Cheerleader Effect' by Barney Stinson. People who watch "How I met Your Mother" are well aware of Mr. Stinson. The cheerleader effect is nothing but when you see many girls at the same time, they look wonderful, gorgeous and beautiful. But when you look closely one by one at different time, they are not that good, which by the way reminds me  every-time  I walk accross Hrangbana College. lol.

Any-who, I opened my eyes wider and had a closer look at them. Yeah, he was right.. It's definitely the Effect which i called 'The Rain effect'. Yeah, they look disgusting and stopped staring immediately.

So, the moral of this story is that I should stop writing useless and stupid articles and get a life. :)

By the way, on my way home, i was in the rain and was 'wet' as well. I was wearing gray tee, apparently gray shirt look disgusting in the rain. Peace!!

 
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