Dating tips For girls

Girls, lemme tell you a lil secret about dating a guy.. as a guy myself I should never tell you these, but here are few which are at the tip of my  tongue.

1. Let him choose a place to go, but use a lil bit of manipulation and go to your choice anyway. For instance, "yeah that is a nice place, yeah, let's go there, but i just thought we are going to 'that' place.. but..but, it's fine, let's go there". We understand that 'It's fine' means 'Hell no, we are not going to that shitty place'.

2. Have a great sense of humor, or act like you have one. Laugh everytime when he makes some stupid jokes or comment. It doesn't matter if you get the jokes or not.

3. If, and only if there's any argument between you two, lemme be straight, 'silent treatment' is not a punishment girls. For guys, it's a relief. We are like, "Ohh.. Finally.. phew". Instead, ask him all the stupid questions, like, "I don't understand, why do they serve chicken but not pork", "i don't understand, why do they let us sit here, i want to sit there, you go and talk to the waitress, or talk to the manager" etc..

4. When you are in a restaurant or shopping mall or whatever, most of the men like it when girls pretending to take care of the bills.. It's not that we really want them to pay for it, no, not at all. I personally hate girls who doesn't even pretend to do that as much as i hate guys who let the girls pay. We are well aware of the fact that you don't really want to pay for it and just do some 'waving thing' with your hands pretending to search for money the moment you put your hands in your purse. But we like it.

These are all I can think of right now.. Let's just say "to be continued.. or not".